How to catch mice as a vegetarian
1st step: Open the drawer where you store your tofu and say hello to the mouse.
2nd step: Take the tofu out to give the mouse no hiding place.
3rd step: Chase the mouse into a corner of the drawer with both hands.
4th step: Grab the mouse on its tail. Don't complain, if you get bitten. You should tolerate, that mice are not vegetarians!
5th step: Put it into a bucket with a lid, that has holes.
6th step: Abandon the mouse at least 5 miles (8.0467 kilometers) away from your house, so that it doesn't come back.
Avoid the whole procedure: Tofu belongs into the fridge.
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